Thongs. How do they make you feel?

I am just not a thonger. I only own one thong anymore, a pair of Manowar buttfloss that my old boss bought me (not like that. It was a joke).

I have thought about thongs, I have sampled thongs, I have friends who swear by thongs... but I do not thong.

Do you have any?

Do you actually wear the ones you have? If yes, why?

And if yes, do you constantly want to pick a wedge?

Please, share with me your deepest most innermost thoughts about thongs.