Good Michelle vs. Bad Michelle
Anyone out there remember the Full House episode where "Good Michelle" and "Bad Michelle" both offer Michelle advice?
Good Michelle wiggles her finger in a snobby way and says stuff like "Good girls always follow the rules."
Bad Michelle wears a tiny biker jacket and says "Stick a sock in it, goody-pants." Of course I like Bad Michelle better. I seriously wish they'd wrestled it out though. Olsen twin vs. Olsen twin... that'd be better than WrestleMania.
I just asked my inner voices for advice, and here's what they said:
Good Lisa: "You've got lots of work to do. No time for distractions."
Bad Lisa: "Stick a sock in it, worky-pants. Let's go to the park and look for cute boys with cute dogs."
What do your conflicting inner voices say?