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  • 15 Questions About Your Brother(s)

    Posted on 11/26/2010 by Mary

    Malcolm in the Middle on TeenNick It's the Thanks, Bro Marathon weekend on TeenNick -- and thankfully, you don't need a male sibling to enjoy watching a glut of Drake & Josh or Malcolm in the Middle. But you do need a male sibling to answer this questionnaire...

    It's just for kicks; put your answers in the comments.

    1) How many brothers do you have -- and are they older, a lot older, younger, or a lot younger?
    2) Would you go to your brother(s) for dating advice?
    3) Would you go to your brother(s) for advice on dealing with your parents?
    4) What are your brother(s)' favorite bands?
    5) Have you ever caught your brother(s) dancing alone in his/their room(s)?
    6) Do you like your brother(s)'s friends?
    7) Do you have crushes on any of your brother(s)' friends?
    8) What's the nicest, kindest, most considerate thing your brother(s) ever did for you?
    9) What do you think your brother(s) should be when they grow up?
    10) How would you rate your brother(s) hygiene?
    11) If your brother(s) were arguing with your parents, would you take his/their side?
    12) Would you lend your brother(s) money? Up to what amount?
    13) If you could only spend one day with your brother(s) before aliens came to whisk you off to separate planets, what would you spend that day doing?
    14) What about your brother(s) makes you jealous?
    15) What about your brother(s) makes you thankful for him/them?

  • Are you TOO jealous? Is Holly?

    Posted on 05/11/2010 by Mary

    Some people are so secure that no amount of hot exes constantly texting their bf/gf's can make them break a snarl; some, like Holly on What I Like About You, seem to think it's reasonable to ask their boyfriends to delete all females' numbers from their phone.

    Whereabouts do you fall on that continuum? On a scale from 1 - 5, one being "whatever, no big!" and five being "THIS MUST STOP NOW", rate how much the following scenarios would stir up that woogy jealous feeling in your gut. (And for extra credit, average all your numbers and let us kn ow your Overall Jealousy Score.)

    1) You see your bf/gf talking to a hot guy/girl (whichever you are):
    1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5

    2) You see your bf/gf laughing and having fun with someone you know is just a friend:
    1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5

    3) Someone you know has a crush on your bf/gf texts them:
    1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5

    4) Your bf/gf hasn't taken down the pics of them and their ex, being coupley:
    1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5

    5) Your bf/gf invites a friend along on a movie night that you thought was just going to be the two of you:
    1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5

    6) You see a bunch of girls'/guys' names in your bf/gf's friends list:
    1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5

    7) You see a bunch of girls'/guys' names in your bf/gf's recent texts list:
    1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5

    8) You see your bf/gf in the cafeteria, sitting at a table surrounded by four girls/guys, talking and laughing:
    1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5

    9) You find out your bf/gf's ex is ridiculously like, model-hot.
    1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5

    10) Your bf/gf says out loud that someone else is attractive.
    1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5

  • Are you TOO honest with your bf/gf? Is Kelso?

    Posted on 05/04/2010 by Mary

    Remember that time on That '70s Show when the guys went to a "nudie flick" and Kelso felt guilty and told Jackie about it and she was psyched that he was honest with her, so he told her all about how that time she asked if he'd washed his hands before they made out and he said yes, actually he hadn't and he' d been petting dogs right before? That was awesome.

    And then Jackie says something about "selective honesty" so I was wondering... which of these items would you "select" to be honest with your bf/gf about?

    1) Your bf/gf directly asks you whether you think a guy/girl you know in real life is cute.

    2) Your bf/gf directly asks you whether you think a celebrity guy/girl is cute.

    3) A friend of yours is talking about a guy/girl who was just flirting with them. You think that the girl/guy is attractive and you're psyched for your friend. Do you volunteer, "Nice, that guy/girl is cute!" to your friend in the presence of your bf/gf?

    4) Someone who doesn't realize you 're in a relationship asks you out.

    5) Someone who knows you have a bf /gf (and knows who it is) has been sending you flirty texts.

    6) Your bf/gf bakes you cookies and they're weirdly super-salty.

    7) Your bf/gf got a bad new haircut, in your opinion.

    8) Your bf/gf kind of needs to floss.

    9) Your bf/gf is morally against violent video games and would think it was lame if you played them, but you played one at a friend's house.

    10) Your bf/gf is like mortal enemies with someone from his/her old school, and you end up going to a party at their house and think they're kind of nice, actually.

  • Hey, drivers! Help a future driver out.

    Posted on 04/30/2010 by Lisa

    Josh can drive!If you've already taken your driver's test, what advice would you give someone who hasn't? If you passed, you're full of useful info -- but even if you failed your test, you might have a few tips that'd help somebody else pass.

    In the episode of Drake & Josh that's on right now, Drake doesn't get his license because he runs four stop signs (and does a bunch of other things wrong) during the test. Tip #1: Stop signs mean STOP. All the way. Take it from Drake.

    If you've ever taken a driver's test, please answer these:

    1) What are the most important things to know for the road test?
    2) What were the hardest questions on the written test?
    3) If you've ever taken a driver's test and failed, what did you do wrong?
    4) Got any other driver's test advice?

  • 10 Questions about Parties

    Posted on 04/21/2010 by Lisa
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    What makes a great party? It depends who you ask.

    If you asked Jackie from That '70s Show, she'd probably describe a small, classy dinner party, like the one she tries to throw in ""Burning Down the House."" If you asked Kelso, he'd probably talk about an out-of-control house party that's packed with people.

    Now I'm asking you.

    1. When you're hosting a party, what's your ideal number of guests?
    2. What's your all-time favorite party song?
    3. What's on your snack table (or dinner table, if that's your style)?
    4. What's the perfect party location?
    5. Best night of the week for a party?
    6. How do you want your guests to dress?
    7. Would you decorate? (If yes, how?)
    8. Dancing: Yay or nay?
    9. Video games: Party fun or party foul?
    10. While you're thinking about your ultimate party, what would you call it? Give it a name.

  • Who's been cheated on, raise your hand.

    Posted on 03/25/2010 by Mary

    You never know... someone out there might be reading this on the very day they found out they got cheated on. (In a way, Holly from What I Like About You found out Vince cheated on her today... and in another way, she found that out years ago but who's counting.)

    Let's show Holly and everyone else that they're not alone; everyone who's ever been cheated on, raise your hands in the comments and tell us:

    1) What happened? And who with?
    2) How'd you find out?
    3) Did you dump immediately or try to work it out?
    4) Are you OK? Do you want a hug?

  • Let's talk about guys with facial hair.

    Posted on 12/01/2009 by Lisa

    Have you seen the episode of What I Like About You where Vince decides to grow a beard, and Holly's less than thrilled with his furry new look?

    Let's do a mini questionnaire (for anyone who's ever been attracted to a guy):

    1. Are you more attracted to dudes with facial hair, dudes who are kind of stubbly, or dudes who are clean-shaven?
    2. If you were in Holly's place, would you care if Vince suddenly stopped shaving? What would be the best (or worst) thing about it?
    3. Does Holly deserve a vote about what Vince does with his facial hair? It's his face.