10 Tips For The Perfect Thanksgiving

Posted on Nov 26, 2013 by Rachel1016

So, you've mastered the art of turkey trimmings, prepared your bellies for a river of cranberry sauce (if you're into that sorta thing), perfected your green bean casserole down to every last crispy friend onion, and... probably made the wise choice to leave all of the cooking to Mom.

Nonetheless, we rounded up a few really important, relevant and practical tips to help make your Turkey Day the best it can be. In the spirit of ThanksGIFFing (LOL had to), it's the least we could do.

First, it's important to make sure you have the correct holiday.

Ten For Rules For A Perfect Thanksgiffing

It's also good to understand subtle nuances of the Thanksgiving turkey tradition.

Ten For Rules For A Perfect Thanksgiffing

You know, like the part where it's cooked.

Ten For Rules For A Perfect Thanksgiffing

In the unlikely event that a pair of Pilgrims appear in your kitchen, don't be alarmed.

Ten For Rules For A Perfect Thanksgiffing

And if they pose a threat, turkeys can double as boxing gloves.

Ten For Rules For A Perfect Thanksgiffing

If you find yourself getting hungry, the Thanksgiving Parade is a favorite pastime.

Ten For Rules For A Perfect Thanksgiffing

And if your relatives would rather watch football...

Boom. Genius.

Ten For Rules For A Perfect Thanksgiffing


It's also accepted practice to share the turkey with family members.

Ten For Rules For A Perfect Thanksgiffing

That is, if you can manage to keep all family members conscious.

Ten For Rules For A Perfect Thanksgiffing

But remember, above all else, give thanks to those you love.

Ten For Rules For A Perfect Thanksgiffing

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