What's the worst trouble you've ever been in?

I was just looking at the on-air schedule, as I do on a Friday afternoon from time to time, and I saw this episode title:

Eric Gets Suspended

So evocative. So pregnant with meaning. I forget what he got suspended for (That '70s Show, 1:30a et on Friday night), but it made me think of my own wayward youth and the worst trouble I ever got in. I actually can't decide between the two biggies: the time I got in-school suspension for Accessory to Stinkbombing, or the time I got driven home by the cops in the middle of the night when I was 14 and my friend Brian's mom made a finger crucifix at me and said "Curse you, you child of Satan."

What's the worst trouble you've ever been in? Drop it in the comments.