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How Much Do You Hate the Holidays?

Are the holidays getting you down? Take this quiz and tell us how you really feel about long lines, off-key carols, and tacky decorations. We'll measure the depth of your holiday hatred.

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  • Maybe if you let go of all your anger, this will be the best holiday ever! What do you say?

    • Maybe it will!
    • It might... but then again, it might not.
    • Seriously, this is on track to be the worst holiday ever. I'll probably be telling stories about this one for years.
    • Oh, go shove it in a stocking.
  • If your family put you in charge of the decorations this year, what would you do?

    • I'd take it easy, so there's not much to take down after the holidays are over.
    • I'd make a giant sign about how much the holidays suck and hang it in the living room. (They'll never ask me again.)
    • I'd beg them to help. It wouldn't be as fun on my own.
    • I might complain, but at least this year, our house is gonna look decent.
  • You could easily rant for ten minutes about:

    • Cranky salespeople. Aren't they supposed to help me?
    • Chatty salespeople. I'm not your BFF -- I just want to pay and leave.
    • Shopping during the holidays. Everything about it sucks.
    • How hard I worked to find a certain present. It better have been worth it.
  • Hey, wanna go wait in a long line, sit on some old dude's lap, and ask him to sneak into your house at night with a bag of presents?

    • Yeah, I kinda do. Is that weird?
    • That's so nasty. Kids have probably peed in that lap.
    • I have better things to do than kiss some hobo's ass.
    • Sounds fun -- but ONLY if the elves let me pretend to make out with the old dude (and take pictures).
  • Your mom has claimed the TV, because there's a holiday movie coming on that she's dying to see. You'll probably:

    • Make some cinnamon-sugar popcorn, and watch it with her.
    • Try to work a deal. "I'll watch your movie with you... but only if you bake me cookies."
    • Understand where the "villain" is coming from. I feel you, Scrooge!
    • Roll my eyes whenever the plot gets predictable. You know they'll end up happy.
  • What do you hate the most about gift giving?

    • I hate that I'm broke. I'd go gift-crazy if I had more cash.
    • I hate the pressure to buy random crap for people. That's not what the holidays are supposed to be about.
    • Giving something expensive to someone who gives me junk (or nothing). I feel ripped off.
    • People who won't tell me what they want. Give me a damn hint, already!
  • What bugs you the most about holiday music?

    • The songs get stuck in my head and drive me crazy.
    • Everybody tries to sing those songs -- even people who can't carry a tune. (My poor ears!)
    • The lyrics are full of cheery, rhyming LIES.
    • Most radio stations only play it in December.