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Which Vegetable Are You?

Which Vegetable Are You?

If vegetables could talk, one of them would say, "I'm you!" Which one is it?

Do you like eating with your hands?

I prefer utensils.
Not especially, but I'll do it if all the forks are dirty.
Sometimes, but at other times, I'd rather have utensils.
It's a little messy, but a lot more fun than using a fork.
It's great, unless I'm eating soup, which could be tricky.
Yes, but I can also eat with my feet. Wanna see?
Yes, as long as I haven't been petting baby pigs or anything.
I'm fine with it. I'm a pretty hands-on person.

If you had the chance to spend the whole summer on a farm, would you do it?

Yeah! That sounds like an amazing experience.
Sure, why not? I could play with baby chicks and stuff.
Sign me up. If I get sick of it, I can always come home early.
That could be fun -- but spending a whole summer in the city could be fun, too.
Only if it's a farm full of hot people on horseback.
Maybe, if there's enough around to keep me entertained all summer.
Maybe, but I've got a few requirements, like decent cell phone reception.
I doubt I'd be able to do it for the whole summer. I have other priorities.

Tomato: fruit or vegetable?

Either category is fine with me.
Either way, they're nice and juicy.
Either way, the tiny grape-sized ones are hella cute.
I'm not sure, so I'll just say "Yes."
They deserve their own category -- fruigetables.
In scientific terms, it's a fruit; in culinary terms, it's a vegetable.
Question: Who cares?
Why do people have to categorize everything? I don't get it.

What's your favorite place to eat vegetables?

At a five star restaurant.
Standing at the snack table during a party.
Sitting across from someone who makes me sweat.
Sitting next to my best friend.
Outside, at a picnic table.
In a hot tub full of melted cheese. (I've never tried it, but it sounds so good.)
Wherever the vegetables already are. I don't want to carry them around.
All of the above! I'm not picky.

If we say, "Potato," you say...

"head."
"Po-boring. Tell me about the hottest date you've ever been on."
"Sure, that sounds delicious."
"I like the tiny red ones best!"
"Po-TAH-to." That's how it goes, right?
"Hey, what's up?"
"Peanut butter! Now, why are we yelling out P foods?"
"Why did you just say that?"

How great are salad bars?

SO GREAT!
Pretty great, because you can get exactly what you want without waiting to be served.
They're great, even when weird stuff mixes together, like salad dressing and Jello.
They're pretty tasty, no matter what my food mood is that day.
Some of them are OK. I like when they include unusual options.
Not that great. I'd rather sit at a table and have a waiter bring me a salad.
I can't answer that unless I see the salad dressing choices.
Right now, I'm more in the mood for a grilled cheese.

We heard about this local farm where you can pick your own peas! Wanna go?

No way. That sounds like the dullest possible way to spend an afternoon.
No, thanks. I'm working on a secret project in the basement, and it's almost finished.
It's sweet of you to invite me, but I think I'll stick to places with air conditioning.
Only if we can pose for lots of wacky pea-picking photos.
Only if we call it a "pea party." (Like a tea party, but with peas.)
If you think it sounds fun, I'll definitely come along.
Sure. Let's invite a whole bunch of people.
Totally! I wonder if they do hayrides, too.

If we came to your house and asked you to cook for us, what would you make?

Isn't showing up unexpected kind of rude? I might just ask you to leave.
Something spicy and delicious. (I like when people stop by and surprise me.)
Ooh, let's grill something!
A recipe I made up. I haven't tried it yet, but I think it'll be good.
It depends on what you want, and what I've got in the house.
I don't cook much. Can we just have some snacks?
Do I have to cook? I'd rather just make you a sandwich.
Whatever I feel like eating. I'm not running a restaurant here!

Have you ever had fun at a grocery store?

Of course! They're full of weird products and wacky people.
Yes. My cashier was so cute I almost forgot to pay.
Yes. It was a giant warehouse of food, with huge aisles.
Yes! I love when they give out little samples.
Yeah, I can have fun pretty much anywhere.
Yes, but my definition of fun is different than the average person's.
Yes, but I've had more fun in other places.
I'm not sure about "fun," but it's always nice when there's no line.

What are you thinking right now? Lettuce know.

Ha! Vegetable puns are hard to beet. To beet, get it?
OK, that's pretty corny. (Oops! My vegetable pun was an accident.)
Nothing. I'm rolling my eyes at your stupid pun.
I'm thinking about someone I reeeally like.
I'm thinking about what a bizarre week I'm having.
I'm hoping it'll be sunny out tomorrow.
I'm thinking I should probably be doing something more important with my time.
I'm thinking, "I love quizzes!"

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