Quizzes

Leave the comment using a fake name.
Leave the comment I have in mind. She's left mean ones for me, so she deserves it.
Leave a comment that says "Nice pic" just so she'll stop bugging me.
Leave an inside-joke comment that she probably won't understand.
Wait until tomorrow to comment. Maybe I'll be in a better mood.
Say exactly what I'm thinking. If she can't handle the truth, why'd she ask for comments?
Ugh. How did I end up with such an annoying friend?

No. Wrong or not, I'll stand my ground.
No, but if I posted anything nasty online, I might delete it.
No way, because I know my friend wouldn't apologize to me if the situation were reversed.
Probably not. I'd rather move on. That argument is ancient history now.
Maybe, but I can totally see my friend taking it the wrong way. I might just make things worse.
Yeah, but at this point, I'm not sure our friendship is fixable. I always ruin things.
Yeah. I was probably just overtired and cranky.

My bones are strong and powerful, and don't you dare imply otherwise.
My mouse-clicking finger gets a bit mean.
My fist can be kind of mean to my alarm clock, when it's trying to hit "snooze."
My feet can be kind of mean -- like, I might accidentally cut in front of someone in line.
It's not a bone, but my brain can be mean. My brain tells me things will get better, but then my life turns to crap.
I don't have any mean bones, but I feel like everyone around me has a whole mean skeleton.
I don't think my bones are mean, but other people seem to.

If a close friend criticizes me in public
If my Internet connection goes down for the whole day
If a construction crew starts jack-hammering outside my house at 6 a.m.
If a friend of mine gives me a mean nickname, and it catches on
If I get stuck in traffic for an hour when I'm on my way to something fun
If the person I like tells me I'm "just not that attractive"
If I explain something really personal to a friend, and he/she says, "You're crazy"

Random strangers, definitely
People I know well
I tend to get angry at people I trust (when I realize I shouldn't have trusted them).
I only get angry at people who get angry at me first.
It depends on what kind of day I'm having.
Right now I'm a little bit angry at YOU. This quiz better not say anything nasty about me.
I'm not angry at specific people -- I'm angry at the world.

Go home and cry myself to sleep.
Send them both nasty emails later. They suck.
Try to find a new crush as soon as possible.
Get mad at my best friend. I'm sure he/she caused this somehow, just to hurt me.
Spill all the secrets I know about them to anyone who'll listen.
Wish my crush had at least given me a chance. Nobody ever bothers to get to know me.
Should've known this would happen. Of course my crush doesn't like me back.

It's a total accident. I swear I'd never hurt a fly on purpose, but nobody seems to believe me.
I'm having a really bad day.
It's buzzing around my computer monitor.
It's buzzing around my ears while I'm trying to sleep.
It hurts me first, by getting in my food or something.
It stands around for too long. It was asking for it!
Someone's like, "You'd never hurt a fly!" Oh, really?

It might happen -- if I fall asleep.
It'll only happen if he/she avoids saying anything negative about me.
It'll only happen if he/she stops talking in a few seconds.
It'll only happen if I've got bigger stuff on my mind, and I'm not really paying attention.
It'll only happen if I feel like he/she wouldn't understand my criticism anyway.
It'll only happen if he/she is describing how awesome I am.
Not gonna happen.