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Choose: Boarding school or home school?

Boarding school. The idea of partying all night in dorms is somehow so much more appealing than the idea of having my mom and dad as teachers and being mad lonely.
Boarding school. Is it just me or don't they seem kinda cool in the movies? All that fall foliage and teachers who wear corduroy blazers and are called "Dr. Julius" and stuff like that.
Home school. I would be all over helping to design my own curriculum. As long as I could still hang with my school peeps elsewhere.
Home school. Boarding school just sounds like "straightjacket" to me.

Choose: Total anonymity and no one ever realizing that your brilliant work was yours, or mind-blowing, people-following-you-all- the-time, scary-level fame?

Anonymity. All that matters to me is that people recognize the work, not me. Plus, that fan stuff would get seriously irritating.
Anonymity. This is hard, because I want to be recognized but... that kind of fame seems too high a price.
FAME! I'm gonna live forever; I'm gonna learn how to fly, HIGH!
Fame. I can kind of deal with anonymity, but not forever. And fans would be fun. They can't all be stalky, right?

Choose: Be a movie star, or a rock star?

Movie star. With this mug? I was born for it.
Rock star. I could remain relatively anonymous if I worked it right.
Rock star. I'm a musician, and I'd like to be recognized for it.
Rock star. Even though I can't play a note, rock stars are just cooler.

Choose: Thailand or Disneyland?

Thailand. Thailand. A thousand times Thailand. You will never, ever catch me at Disneyland.
Thailand. I wouldn't die if I had to go to Disneyland but... I'd rather take the more adventurous, exotic trip.
Disneyland. So I like Mickey, sue me.
Disneyland. Fun rides vs. weird food? Yeah, real tough one.

Choose: Never be in a bad mood again, or never be sick again?

No more bad moods. When you're sick, people are nice to you. When you're in a bad mood, they just want you to go away.
No more bad moods. If I can't get sick, how will I take sick days?
No more sickness. Without bad moods, there can be no good moods.
No more sickness. Sometimes I get really creative when I'm in a bad mood.

Choose: Be an ant, or a giraffe?

Ant. Do you have any idea how strong they are? Giraffes are somewhat awkward.
Ant. I could eavesdrop on some choice conversations.
Giraffe. Bug or mammal? Please. Plus I bet a giraffe could destroy at basketball.
Giraffe. They just seem... graceful. And not so... puny and buggy.

Choose: Travel back in time and be in the studio while Bob Dylan played with Johnny Cash, or forward in time to hear music you can't even imagine yet?

Dylan and Cash sessions. The future is iffy, but being in the same room with those minds, being witness to that history... that's priceless.
Dylan and Cash. I think there's just more to learn from that... and anyway, I am the future of music. We all are.
Off to the future. Who cares about old farts and their gee-tars? I have a feeling this could somehow make me rich, too.
As tough as this one is, I'm going with the future. I'm just too curious.

Choose: A free broken CD burner, or a free pack of gum.

Broken CD burner. I bet I could fix it.
Broken CD burner. I'm not even sure why... I guess 'cause gum is cheap and freely available.
Gum. Fresh breath is so much more attractive than PILES OF USELESS JUNK.
Gum. Why not? Live in the now, I guess.

Choose: Long-distance relationship with someone you can only see once a year, or a burning crush on someone who's off limits because they're dating your best friend?

LDR. There's always email, text-messaging, phone calls... I kinda like LDRs actually. They're kinda romantical.
LDR. I would just way prefer to be able to express my affection than have to keep it bottled inside.
The burning crush. I don't see much point to that LDR, and I'm pretty good at keeping my burning crushes under control.
Burning crush. They might break up with my friend at some point... and I could be waiting in the wings.

Choose: Eat nothing but chocolate for two weeks, or not eat any chocolate for six months?

Nothing but chocolate for two weeks. That sounds downright pleasant, actually.
Nothing but chocolate for two weeks. I could do it. I think. If it meant I didn't have to give it up for six months.
No chocolate for six. As much as it would pain me, two chocolate drenched weeks would probably permanently ruin the stuff for me. And that would be sad. So sad.
No chocolate for six. I'd deal. Resisting cravings is good practice for life.

Choose: Spend eight hours in the complete dark and complete silence, or spend eight hours listening to the same record on repeat?

Dark and silence. It could be a spiritual experience.
Dark and silence, I guess. If I had to choose.
Record on repeat. I bet I could learn a lot about music with an experiment like that.
Record on repeat. I would go completely and utterly insane in eight hours of dark silence.

Choose: Lunch with Tiger Woods or with the Dalai Lama?

Tiger Woods, hands down. What kind of Choose is that?
I guess Tiger Woods. He seems like an interesting guy, and I'm not 100% sure I'd know what the Dalai Lama was talking about.
His Holiness the Dalai Lama, hands down. What kind of Choose is that?
I'd go with the Dalai Lama. He's got that sweet crinkly smile, and golf just seems so... pointless.

Choose: Shave your eyebrows, or wear your underwear outside your clothes for a week?

Underwear. It's not like I'm dying to do it, but the thought of parting with my eyebrows... I just can't handle it.
Underwear. I don't mind making people laugh, and at least they wouldn't think I was some kind of freak.
Eyebrows. I can live with people thinking I'm a freak, but I have no desire to look like a clown.
Eyebrows. They can be penciled back on, you know.

Choose: Spend a Saturday night alone, or spend it with 20 people that you're not allowed to select?

Hmmm... I'll go with alone. I could get some thinking/writing/painting/whatevering done.
Alone. Definitely.
20 people. Maybe some of them would be cool, you never know.
20 people. I love a crowd... any crowd.

Choose: Let someone read your journal, or let a not-too-reliable friend borrow every CD you own all at once?

Let someone read my journal. It's pretty boring anyway/I don't even have one.
Let someone read my journal. I'm kinda proud of some of the stuff in there... and if all my CDs got ruined, I think I'd end up in the fetal position, mumbling to myself.
Borrow the CDs. They're just objects, and my private thoughts are private.
Borrow the CDs. Sharing music is kinda fun, and the thought of someone reading my journal is... nowhere near as fun.

Choose: Pop a friend's zit, or let them beat you at arm wrestling in front of a crowd?

Pop the zit. Definitely. I could NOT let myself get played like that.
Pop the zit. It's a tough call but, I'd rather skip the public smackdown.
Let them beat me. I just don't care.
Let them beat me. Though it bugs me a little to throw the match like that, because I could SO take someone in arm wrestling... that zit thing is just too gross.

Choose: Bruce Lee or Charlie's Angels?

That's insulting. Bruce Lee.
Bruce Lee... no wait, Charlie's Angels. No, Bruce Lee.
Charlie's Angels... I bet we could hang.
Charlie's Angels. And please hand me a hankie, for to mop up this drool.

Choose: Announce your crush into a megaphone in the cafeteria, or never ever tell them ever, even if it turns out they like you back?

Announce it. It's a good romantic gesture, and maybe it would even win them over.
Announce it. Sometimes, you have to just bite the bullet and say what you mean. It's definitely better than hiding forever.
Never tell. I want to do the megaphone thing, I really do... but I just couldn't. My fear of rejection is too strong.
Never tell. The idea of screaming my crush's name for all to hear vs. avoiding what would no doubt be a short-lived, doomed romance is a no-contest.

'Choose' Your Radio Free Roscoe Counterpart

Choose: Boarding school or home school?

Choose: Total anonymity and no one ever realizing that your brilliant work was yours, or mind-blowing, people-following-you-all- the-time, scary-level fame?

Choose: Be a movie star, or a rock star?

Choose: Thailand or Disneyland?

Choose: Never be in a bad mood again, or never be sick again?

Choose: Be an ant, or a giraffe?

Choose: Travel back in time and be in the studio while Bob Dylan played with Johnny Cash, or forward in time to hear music you can't even imagine yet?

Choose: A free broken CD burner, or a free pack of gum.

Choose: Long-distance relationship with someone you can only see once a year, or a burning crush on someone who's off limits because they're dating your best friend?

Choose: Eat nothing but chocolate for two weeks, or not eat any chocolate for six months?

Choose: Spend eight hours in the complete dark and complete silence, or spend eight hours listening to the same record on repeat?

Choose: Lunch with Tiger Woods or with the Dalai Lama?

Choose: Shave your eyebrows, or wear your underwear outside your clothes for a week?

Choose: Spend a Saturday night alone, or spend it with 20 people that you're not allowed to select?

Choose: Let someone read your journal, or let a not-too-reliable friend borrow every CD you own all at once?

Choose: Pop a friend's zit, or let them beat you at arm wrestling in front of a crowd?

Choose: Bruce Lee or Charlie's Angels?

Choose: Announce your crush into a megaphone in the cafeteria, or never ever tell them ever, even if it turns out they like you back?

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