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What's Your Coffee Drink?

Your personality is craving caffeine, and this quiz is here to help. Answer a few questions, and we'll serve up a freshly-poured cup of you. No waiting!

Tags: personality,  beverages,  coffee,  random 

  • What's your preferred coffee-drinking location?

    • My desk
    • An outdoor patio
    • A table with a tablecloth and a vase of fresh flowers
    • Any of these sound fine
    • On my way somewhere
    • A friend's house
    • It depends on my mood, what time of day it is, and what the weather's like.
    • Wrapped in a quilt

  • You walk into a local coffee place, and for once, there are lots of seats available. You'll plant your butt on:

    • A tall stool at the counter (in case I need a refill -- fast)
    • A chair that screams, "Sit right here!!"
    • An antique-looking velvet chair
    • Any of these sound fine to me.
    • None of them. I don't have time to sit around.
    • A cozy armchair
    • A chair that's not too hard or too squishy
    • A seat by the window, so I can relax and people-watch.

  • While ordering a to-go coffee, you notice there's a tip jar on the counter with a little sign that says, "If you fear change, leave it here." You:

    • Drop my change in there, unless I only get bills back. $1 feels like too much of a tip.
    • Drop my change in there. It's a cute sign.
    • Put $1 in the jar. Tipping is classy.
    • Drop some of my change in there. It's a cute sign, but I might need change later.
    • Drop all my change in there, because I hate carrying change.
    • Drop my change in there and smile at the barista.
    • Start thinking about the sign and whether it's funny or not, and forget to tip.
    • Only tip if I feel like tipping.

  • What are you usually thinking about while you're drinking coffee?

    • The random stuff I have to remember to do today
    • My awesome friends
    • A vacation I'd like to take in the future
    • The best way to solve a problem in my life
    • A project I have to finish by a certain deadline
    • Someone I like... and how much fun we could have together
    • A million different things -- celebrities, my pet, what I want for dinner
    • A happy memory

  • If you could drink coffee out of any of these, which one would you pick?

    • A stainless steel travel mug with a no-spill lid
    • A mug that says "Bee happy!" next to a cartoon bee
    • A mug that's the same color as what I'm wearing
    • A mug that says "When's Friday?" and has a drawing of a cat with a big pile of papers on his desk
    • None of them. I'd rather drink it straight from the coffeemaker... but I guess that might burn.
    • A mug that says "Somebody in [PLACE NAME] loves me."
    • A mug that changes color at different temperatures
    • A handmade clay mug with elephants on it

  • Pretend we're at a coffee place together. You ask us to watch your bag while you go up to the counter for a refill. If we peek inside to see what you're carrying around, we'll find:

    • The basics -- whatever I need to get through the day
    • Mints or gum
    • A few gadgets and a fancy kind of lip balm
    • Some stuff I need, some stuff that's just for fun
    • A VERY pissed off me, when I get back to the table. I would TOTALLY KNOW.
    • A phone that's beeping with a new text from one of my friends
    • All sorts of random stuff. I wasn't sure what I might need today.
    • An mp3 player full of songs that help me relax

  • What's your favorite coffee-related thing?

    • That it's available everywhere
    • Coffee ice cream
    • The way coffee it after a fancy meal
    • The cardboard sleeve that keeps my hand from getting too hot or too cold
    • Chocolate-covered coffee beans
    • Sipping it on a first date (with someone I might actually like)
    • Going to a coffee place after a movie, so we can discuss every detail of whatever we just watched
    • Drinking it slowly while I read a great novel

  • If there's no coffee around, which of these things might you try?

    • Tap water
    • A caffeinated soda
    • Having coffee delivered
    • It's no big deal -- I'll just get one later.
    • Wait! Why is there no coffee around? WHO LET THIS HAPPEN?
    • A hot chocolate
    • I'm not sure. I'll need a few minutes to consider my options.
    • I'll do a little yoga. That makes me feel just as good.

  • Your favorite coffee place has:

    • Low prices
    • A cute logo
    • Nice art on the walls
    • Decent coffee (I'm not that picky)
    • Lines that move quickly
    • The nicest workers
    • Great lighting
    • Healthy snacks

  • If a friend gave you a teddy bear stuffed with coffee beans as a gift, how would you react?

    • I'd say "Thanks," because that's what people do when they get gifts.
    • I'd LOVE it. That's such a fun idea!!
    • I'd say "Thanks," but the truth is, I'd prefer something a bit more "me."
    • Aww... it might not be exactly what I wanted, but that's sweet.
    • I'd consider it a waste of perfectly good coffee beans, and be tempted to cut the bear open.
    • I'd hug the bear AND the person who gave it to me.
    • I don't know. I'd really have to see what the bear looks like and how it smells.
    • I'd say "Thanks." It's always nice to know that my friends appreciate me.
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