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What Kind of Socks Are You?

Have you ever heard the theory that our entire universe is just a huge sock drawer? Just in case it's true, you might wanna take this quiz.

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  • OK, let's get socky. What rocks your socks?

    • Sunshine and friendship and music and dreams
    • That old "We Are the Champions" song
    • When baby animals do accidental somersaults
    • A band I hadn't heard of a month ago
    • All sorts of stuff. I have complicated taste.
    • Nothing, because that is a stupid expression.
  • When you see someone wearing socks with sandals, you tend to:

    • Find them oddly fascinating, even if it's not my style.
    • Assume they're the easygoing slacker type.
    • Assume they're just stepping out for a second to check the mail.
    • Appreciate their willingness to break free of typical sock protocol.
    • Feel either horrified or inspired, depending on whether I think they pull it off.
    • Say "Get away from me, freak!"
  • If your TV were taken over by sock puppets, you'd be most likely to watch:

    • Degrassock
    • SpongeBob SockPants
    • What I Sock About You
    • That '70s Sock
    • Project Sockway
    • None of these. I hate sock puppets.
  • Where do you think lost socks go?

    • They're probably under my bed, covered in dust mites and lint.
    • Maybe they're traveling the world on a tour bus full of solo socks.
    • I hope they're waiting patiently in a huge lost & found, and someday we'll be reunited.
    • I've heard that dryers suck them into an alternate dimension.
    • Maybe they're like caterpillars, and they sprout wings and fly away.
    • I bet they just ran away. I know I'd get sick of having a twin.
  • You're happiest when your socks are ___________

    • Freshly washed and tucked into a ball.
    • Freshly washed and neatly folded.
    • Freshly purchased.
    • Tangled up in a mass of clean clothes, still warm from the dryer.
    • On my feet.
    • (That blank can STAY blank. I'm not filling it in.)
  • Pick a name you might give a pet sock:

    • Flopsy
    • Socky
    • Sockula
    • Ludwig von Sockington III
    • Mr. Sock
    • These are lame names, and a sock is a lame pet.
  • How do you feel about your toes?

    • Um... they're toes. I don't give them much thought.
    • The tiniest piggy is my favorite piggy.
    • They're talented. I could take this quiz with them if I wanted.
    • They deserve a pedicure, ASAP.
    • They're a little beat up, but whatevs.
    • I HATE THEM. Toes are nasty.
  • Sock monkey: friend or foe?

    • Best friend!
    • Friend... unless the monkey starts trouble
    • Friend (but I'd rather befriend a socktopus)
    • We can be secret friends, but I don't want to hang out in public.
    • Foe. "You're goin' down, sock monkey!"
    • Ew. Neither.
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