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What's Your Degrastrology Sign?

Degrastrology! It's like regular horoscopes, but with fewer bulls and crabs -- and way bigger issues. Take the quiz to find out your sign and all the drama that's about to go down in your love life.

Tags: personality,  degrassi 

  • What's your favorite kind of star?

    • Yellow dwarfs are pretty rad.
    • The kind people get tattooed on their arms.
    • The kind I'm gonna be in the very near future.
    • The kind that looks good in a bikini.
    • The kind that use their fame for charitable stuff, like helping kids.
    • The Star of Bethlehem.
    • The kind people give my online photos. (Don't you even THINK about giving me a low rating.)
    • I like every star in the sky -- especially if I'm staring up at them with someone special.

  • In general, do you feel like the universe is on your side?

    • How am I supposed to know? I can't even figure out what side I'm on.
    • Yeah, we're pretty cool, me and the universe.
    • I hope it is. I do my best to be a good person.
    • If it's not, I'll convince it to switch sides. I'm very persuasive.
    • I'm still alive, aren't I?
    • Clearly it's not. If I do something wrong, I always get busted.
    • HA! That would be no. But every once in a while, things work out.
    • Why, does it wanna fight me? I didn't think so.

  • When you're faced with an intense Degrassi-like situation in real life, you tend to:

    • Adapt. No matter what it is, I'll find a way to deal.
    • Think things through before I take action.
    • Do whatever it takes to be sure I come out on top.
    • Look for an easy way out.
    • Try to find a peaceful way to avoid conflict.
    • Try to find a solution that won't compromise my principles.
    • Do my best to laugh it off... at least for a few weeks.
    • Tell everyone about it, so they'll be extra nice to me.

  • You're most likely to feel a magnetic attraction to:

    • A reckless rule-breaker.
    • A good listener, who calms me down when I'm freaking out.
    • Someone who convinces me to let my guard down.
    • Someone who's smart enough to get all my jokes.
    • Someone corny enough to laugh at my jokes.
    • Someone who calls me on my crap, instead of letting me get away with things.
    • Someone who smiles a lot -- and means it.
    • I don't think human attraction is "magnetic." Studies show it's actually hormonal.

  • One non-sucky thing about going to school is:

    • It's a good place to refresh my supply of cute boys/girls.
    • Getting an education.
    • Sneaking out at lunch.
    • The way those mindless losers do my bidding.
    • Most of my friends are there.
    • People who laugh at my jokes.
    • The stuff I do after class, like sports and activities.
    • Escaping my parents for a while.

  • If we handed you a fashion magazine, what would you do second (after reading your horoscope)?

    • Shopping research.
    • Check for photos of celebrities.
    • Check out the models and decide if I think they're any good.
    • Decide which models I would or wouldn't hook up with.
    • Criticize the airbrushing. I bet those models looked just fine without it.
    • Make the glossy cover into a paper airplane. It's more aerodynamic than notebook paper.
    • Take the "How Sexy Are You?" quiz and make fun of it.
    • Toss it in the recycling bin, quick -- before my parents see me reading it.

  • If you were orbiting the earth on a space shuttle right now, you might be thinking:

    • "I wish my bf/gf were up here with me."
    • "Where's my camera? I have to take pictures for everyone back home."
    • "I can't believe I forgot my skateboard."
    • "So many people wish they were me right now!"
    • "All my troubles back on Earth feels so tiny and unimportant now."
    • "Wow, if my calculations are correct, I'm moving at about 17,500 miles per hour."
    • "Ooh, I've always wondered what it's like to make out in zero gravity!"
    • "Duuuuuuude! I'm in SPACE!"

  • If you had to walk through the dark halls of Degrassi at 3 a.m., you'd want this person leading the way:

    • Someone who won't run and hide if we hear a few weird noises.
    • Someone who plans unforgettable pranks.
    • Someone who can talk his/her way out of trouble.
    • A make-out partner. I've always wanted to hook up in the teacher's lounge.
    • A teacher or janitor (so I wouldn't get in trouble).
    • The director of a horror movie I'm starring in.
    • I don't know, someone nice?
    • I'm fine on my own. I know where I'm going.

  • If you could peer into the future for two seconds, you'd want a glimpse of:

    • Somebody hot. (Standing by a calendar, so I know it's really the future.)
    • The hottest person I'll ever hook up with.
    • How they've solved the energy crisis.
    • My future career -- I'm still not sure where I'm headed.
    • How my skin is holding up,
    • All the robots I'll own when I'm fifty.
    • My family.
    • My future spouse.
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