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Which Firework Are You?

Wanna turn your personality into pyrotechnics? You don't have to wait for dusk. You don't even have to look up at the sky. (In fact, looking down is probably better -- because that's where the questions are.) Just take this quiz!

Tags: personality,  4th of july,  summer 

  • Just how smokin' hot are you?

    • I'm shockingly hot, like a bite of chili pepper.
    • I'm steamy hot, like an apple pie that just came out of the oven.
    • I'm bubbling hot, like the water in a hot tub.
    • I'm molten hot, like flowing lava.
    • I'm mysteriously, incomprehensibly hot.
    • I sizzle, like a drop of water on a hot frying pan.
    • I'm too hot to handle. Just let me go.

  • Fireworks were originally invented to scare away evil spirits. Pick something you'd like to get rid of:

    • Boredom
    • Negative thoughts
    • People who don't appreciate what they have
    • Anyone who tries to hold me back
    • People who follow others instead of thinking for themselves
    • Anonymous commenters
    • I'll stick with evil spirits, actually.

  • Choose a fireworks-worthy event, other than July 4th:

    • New Year's Eve
    • The opening of a theme park
    • A presidential inauguration
    • My birthday
    • My graduation
    • An attempt to contact alien life (maybe they'll see the explosions)
    • I like fireworks anytime, as long as I'm not trying to sleep.

  • Your eyes would sparkle like crazy if you saw:

    • A box full of kittens
    • A baby dolphin
    • A real live two-headed turtle
    • A box of art I made when I was little
    • Fifty of my friends having a living room dance party
    • A glimpse of my future
    • My whole family together

  • What's your ultimate fireworks-viewing location?

    • A boat, so I can watch them reflect on the water
    • Next to someone who's never seen fireworks before
    • My yard
    • Next to the people launching them, so I can see how it's done
    • On a beach or baseball field, stretched out on a blanket
    • The VIP area, if there is one
    • My hometown. Nothing beats it.

  • Pick something that really lights your fuse:

    • People who cancel plans out of laziness.
    • People who say, "You're doing it wrong."
    • Seeing someone mistreated.
    • People who say this country sucks. It does NOT.
    • Conspiracy theories. I can't stop wondering if they're true.
    • People who hear about my goals and ask, "Well, what's your backup plan?"
    • I try not to let things get to me. I'd rather stay calm.

  • Choose something that flies through the air:

    • A rocket
    • A butterfly
    • A UFO
    • A skydiver
    • A private jet
    • A trapeze artist
    • A flag

  • Choose a popping sound:

    • Popcorn (in one of those movie-sized popcorn machines)
    • Bubble wrap between my fingers
    • The crackle of speakers turned up really high
    • The sploosh of a water balloon hitting something
    • The crunch of Pop Rocks in my mouth
    • The very soft sound of a soap bubble popping
    • The popping in my ears at a high altitude
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