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Which Halloween Candy Are You?

Let's be honest. When you scream "Trick or Treat" at your neighbor's door, how often do they pick "trick'? Everyone likes a treat better. What sort of sweet are you this Halloween?

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  • The best haunted house has:

    • People who'll escort you out if you get too scared.
    • Freaky visuals, like a random bucket of bloody high heels.
    • Creepy old ladies in rocking chairs... just rocking and being creepy.
    • REAL ghosts. None of this fake stuff.
    • People who jump out at you when you turn the corner
    • The perfect combination of scares and fun.
    • Scary music and sound effects, like distant shrieking.
    • Wacky souvenirs, like a headband with devil horns.
  • If you're in charge of handing out candy to trick-or-treaters, you might give a little extra to somebody:

    • Whose costume turns my stomach.
    • Whose costume makes me giggle.
    • Who dares to "trick" me.
    • Whose costume sparkles or lights up. (It's all about glitter!)
    • Wearing a sheet with eye holes. The classic ghost!
    • Who lets me take a picture of their costume.
    • Trick-or-treating in a zombie mob.
    • A toddler dressed as a lobster or any other shellfish.
  • What's something you love about Halloween, besides candy?

    • It brings out the freaks.
    • It brings out my wicked side.
    • Dressing up, or course.
    • Carving jack-o-lanterns. Mine are art.
    • Pet costume parades.
    • Telling scary stories. (Bonus points if you have a campfire!)
    • Listening to ghost stories.
    • Costumes, parties, all of it!
  • Where do you stash all of your Halloween candy?

    • Inside an old stuffed animal.
    • In a plastic bag tucked away in my closet.
    • Someplace top-secret, preferably with a lock.
    • In my grandma's hand-me-down purse
    • In a hollowed-out book.
    • In the freezer. Frozen candy = Yum.
    • In my mouth, while it's fresh!
    • Why hide it? I'd rather share.
  • Your friend's birthday is tomorrow. Choose a potential gift:

    • A ticket to the latest horror flick.
    • A few cans of silly string. So much fun!
    • An instruction manual on how to stay safe from werewolves.
    • A Ouija board I found in a thrift store. Freaky, right?
    • I don't buy gifts. I give hugs.
    • An action figure that squirts green goo.
    • A stuffed zombie that says "Braaaaains" when you squeeze it.
    • A gift card. Everyone likes different stuff.
  • On Halloween, you're most likely to post this status update:

    • Happy Halloweeeeeeeen, everybody!!!!!! With plenty of smiley faces.
    • Thirsty. For. Blood.
    • People in masks = kinda freaky.
    • This makeup is itchy, but totally worth it.
    • Who wants a hug? I'm kinda sappy.
    • 1, 2... I'm comin' for you...
    • Why can't every day be freak day?
    • What's everybody doing tonight?! I need plans!
  • If you wear a costume that covers your face and none of your friends recognize you, you'll:

    • Say, "Hey, guys! It's ME!"
    • Disguise my voice to confuse them even more. The perfect game!
    • Give them a few hints, so they'll figure it out. No fun to be alone all night.
    • Follow them around, cackling in an evil way. I promise I'm not creepy.
    • Pose for a few dramatic photos before I reveal myself.
    • Make them guess who I am, just to see if they'll get it right.
    • Sneak up and try to steal their candy. Muahaha.
    • Be in a GREAT mood. My costume worked!
  • If you get a last minute Halloween party invitation, and you don't have a costume, you'd be tempted to:

    • Mix up a batch of fake blood and splash it on. Done.
    • Invent a superhero costume, like "Tin Foil Dude" or "Super Recyclable!"
    • Cover myself in toilet paper. Instant mummy.
    • Go retro by wearing something from my parents' closet. So vintage.
    • Wear all black and an old mask from when I was little.
    • Wear something scandalous, and be "Me, only hotter."
    • Put on gray makeup and be "Me, as a ghost."
    • Wear last year's costume again. Yay for recycling! And no one will remember... right?
  • Halloween stores are full of awesome stuff, including...

    • Plastic fangs and werewolf teeth.
    • Animal noses and tails. So cute!
    • Decorative slime.
    • Wacky wigs.
    • Fog machines. Makes for an awesome party!
    • Freaky plastic mask-versions of famous people.
    • Long black capes, perfect for dramatic swirling.
    • False eyelashes, perfect for dramatic winking. (Plus, less mascara!)
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