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Which Halloween Candy Are You?

Maybe we're all just random candy in the trick-or-treat bag of life. If you're hungry for a sweet new identity, take this quiz.

Tags: personality,  halloween,  food 

  • A great haunted house has:

    • People who'll escort you out if you get too scared.
    • Freaky visuals, like a random bucket of bloody high heels.
    • Creepy old ladies in rocking chairs... just rocking and being creepy.
    • REAL ghosts. None of this fake stuff.
    • People who jump out at you when you least expect it.
    • The perfect blend of scares and fun.
    • Scary music and sound effects, like distant shrieking.
    • Wacky souvenirs, like a headband with devil horns.

  • If you're in charge of handing out candy to trick-or-treaters, you might give a little extra to:

    • Anybody whose costume turns my stomach.
    • Anybody whose costume makes me giggle.
    • Anybody who dares to "trick" me.
    • Anybody whose costume sparkles or lights up.
    • Anybody wearing a sheet with eye holes. The classic ghost!
    • Anybody who lets me take a picture of their costume.
    • A zombie mob, trick-or-treating together.
    • A toddler dressed as a lobster. Haha.

  • What's something you love about Halloween, besides candy?

    • It brings out the freaks.
    • It brings out my wicked side.
    • Dressing up. WAY up.
    • Carving jack-o-lanterns. Mine are art.
    • Pet costume parades.
    • Telling scary stories.
    • Listening to ghost stories.
    • Costumes, parties, all of it!

  • Pick a place to hide your Halloween candy:

    • Inside an old stuffed animal.
    • In a plastic bag tucked in a grimy old shoe.
    • Someplace top-secret, preferably with a lock.
    • In my grandma's old purse, in a closet.
    • In a hollowed out book.
    • In the freezer. Frozen candy = Yum candy.
    • In my mouth, while it's fresh!
    • Why hide it? I'd rather share.

  • Your friend's birthday is tomorrow. Choose a potential gift:

    • A ticket to a new horror movie.
    • A few cans of silly string.
    • An instruction manual on how to stay safe from werewolves.
    • A Ouija board I found in a thrift store.
    • I don't have to buy a gift. I'll just give my friend a hug.
    • An action figure that squirts green goo.
    • A stuffed zombie that says "Braaaaains" when you squeeze it.
    • A gift card. Everyone likes different stuff.

  • On Halloween, you're most likely to post this status update:

    • Happy Halloweeeeeeeen, everybody!!!!!!
    • Thirsty. For. Blood.
    • People in masks = kinda freaky.
    • This makeup is itchy, but totally worth it.
    • Who wants a hug? I'm kinda gooey.
    • 1, 2... I'm comin' for you...
    • Why can't every day be freak day?
    • What's everybody doing tonight?

  • If you wear a costume that covers your face and none of your friends recognize you, you'll:

    • Say, "Hey, guys! It's ME!"
    • Disguise my voice to confuse them even more.
    • Give them a few hints, so they'll figure it out.
    • Follow them around, cackling in an evil way.
    • Pose for a few dramatic photos before I reveal myself.
    • Make them guess who I am, just to see if they'll get it right.
    • Sneak up and try to steal their candy. Mwahaha.
    • Be in a GREAT mood. My costume worked!

  • If you get a last minute Halloween party invitation, and you don't have a costume, you'd be tempted to:

    • Mix up a batch of fake blood and splash it on. Done.
    • Invent a superhero costume, like "Tin Foil Dude."
    • Cover myself in toilet paper. Instant mummy.
    • Go retro by wearing something from my parents' closet.
    • Wear all black and an old mask from when I was little.
    • Wear something sexy, and be "Me, only hotter."
    • Put on gray makeup and be "Me, as a ghost."
    • Wear last year's costume again. Yay for recycling!

  • Halloween stores are full of awesome stuff, including...

    • Plastic fangs and werewolf teeth.
    • Animal noses and tails.
    • Decorative slime.
    • Wacky wigs.
    • Fog machines.
    • Freaky plastic mask-versions of famous people.
    • Long black capes, perfect for dramatic swirling.
    • False eyelashes, perfect for dramatic winking.
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