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Which Malcolm in the Middle Brother Are You?

If you were one of the guys on Malcolm in the Middle, you'd be... Oh, wait -- the answer will be more accurate if you answer a few questions about yourself first. Take the quiz.

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  • If a camera crew followed your family around, you'd:

    • Do my best to be "the cute one."
    • Feel embarrassed about all the stuff they'll see.
    • Play pranks on them every chance I get.
    • Make them swear not to use those tapes as evidence against me.
  • If you could change one thing about your family, you'd make them a bit more:

    • Normal
    • Fun
    • Forgiving
    • Interested in my life
  • If you're talking to yourself in your head, you might say:

    • "I wanna go for a ride inside a friendly monster."
    • "Oh, this is bad..." just before something goes terribly wrong.
    • "They'll never find out. Never."
    • "Shut up!" I try to shut those voices out.
  • If you did something that made Lois angry, and she started screaming at you, you'd probably:

    • Yell back.
    • Act innocent (and cry if necessary).
    • Try to explain. Maybe she'll understand once she hears the facts.
    • Try to calm her down. Whatever the problem is, she's overreacting.
  • Hal wants to spend some time with you. Choose an activity:

    • Playing pool
    • Playing street hockey
    • Building a fighting robot
    • Setting up hundreds of dominoes and knocking them all down
  • What's the best thing about having brothers? If you don't have any, just guess.

    • When they're not around. (That's when I get more attention.)
    • They sometimes have tips for dealing with our parents.
    • If one of us is in trouble, the others might team up to help him.
    • When I get busted, there's always somebody else to blame.
  • If your parents really want to punish you, they'll take away:

    • My phone
    • My computer
    • My video games
    • My favorite stuffed animal
  • Someday, you'd like to:

    • Wrestle an alligator
    • Conduct an orchestra
    • Go to an Ivy League school
    • Own a horse
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