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Which Spongebob Character Should You Date?

Bikini Bottom is full of attractive singles, but who's right for you? This quiz will help you find love, SpongeBob SquarePants style. Dive right in to your undersea romance!

Tags: personality,  spongebob,  dating,  love 

  • You're most attracted to people (or sea creatures) who:

    • Crack me up with their bitter sarcasm
    • Are already kinda successful
    • Kick butt at pretty much everything
    • Know exactly what they want -- and go after it
    • Exude optimism, even on gloomy days
    • Follow me around (in an adoring way, not a stalker way)
    • Take it easy, even when life gets crazy busy

  • If you could take a date anywhere in Bikini Bottom, you might start out here:

    • Angry Jack's Shell Emporium
    • The Krusty Krab
    • The Salty Spitoon
    • Fancy! Restaurant
    • The Reef Theatre
    • Goofy Goober's
    • Jellyfish Fields

  • You'd be extra ecstatified if the creature you're dating:

    • Is so innocent that I have to make the first move
    • Showers me with compliments
    • Drools a little when he/she kisses me
    • Gets a little handsy at the end of the night
    • Picks me up in a limo
    • Likes to blow things up
    • Shows me how much he/she cares without saying a word

  • Would you rather date someone who's a little smarter than you or a little dumber than you?

    • Honestly... a dumber date sounds like more fun.
    • Smarter sounds hot. They can give me advice.
    • Smarter sounds great, especially if they're smart with money.
    • Smartypants are hot, especially the brilliant scientist kind.
    • Either way is OK with me. I know we'll get along!
    • I don't care, as long as they really listen when I talk.
    • I don't care, as long as they're supercute.

  • You'd be most impressed if your date showed up wearing:

    • A disguise
    • A tie
    • A wild pattern
    • A shirt with the top button undone
    • A one-of-a-kind outfit
    • Something sturdy
    • Neutral colors

  • What's something you might bring on a date?

    • A wallet full of cash
    • Gum
    • Shoes I can dance in
    • Flowers
    • A cookie
    • Bubble stuff
    • A plan to takeover the world

  • What might be a sign that you're on the Best Date Ever?

    • I find a penny on the sidewalk
    • We don't run into anyone annoying
    • My date orders a nuttacino -- with two straws
    • We find a cardboard box big enough for two
    • We share an ice cream sundae
    • My date leaves his/her computer at home
    • I discover my date is secretly royalty

  • Who pays?

    • We'll each pay for what we had.
    • My date will, to impress me.
    • We'll probably go halfsies.
    • I will. I've got some extra cash this week.
    • We'll arm wrestle for it. Loser pays.
    • Nobody. The best things in life are free!
    • I don't understand the question.
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