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Which Vegetable Are You?

If vegetables could talk, one of them would say, "I'm you!" Which one is it?

Tags: personality,  random,  food 

  • Have you ever had fun at a grocery store?

    • Of course! They're full of weird products and wacky people.
    • Yes. My cashier was so cute I almost forgot to pay.
    • Yes. It was a giant warehouse of food, with huge aisles.
    • Yes! I love when they give out little samples.
    • Yeah, I can have fun pretty much anywhere.
    • Yes, but my definition of fun is different than the average person's.
    • Yes, but I've had more fun in other places.
    • I'm not sure about "fun," but it's always nice when there's no line.

  • If we came to your house and asked you to cook for us, what would you make?

    • Isn't showing up unexpected kind of rude? I might just ask you to leave.
    • Something spicy and delicious. (I like when people stop by and surprise me.)
    • Ooh, let's grill something!
    • A recipe I made up. I haven't tried it yet, but I think it'll be good.
    • It depends on what you want, and what I've got in the house.
    • I don't cook much. Can we just have some snacks?
    • Do I have to cook? I'd rather just make you a sandwich.
    • Whatever I feel like eating. I'm not running a restaurant here!

  • We heard about this local farm where you can pick your own peas! Wanna go?

    • No way. That sounds like the dullest possible way to spend an afternoon.
    • No, thanks. I'm working on a secret project in the basement, and it's almost finished.
    • It's sweet of you to invite me, but I think I'll stick to places with air conditioning.
    • Only if we can pose for lots of wacky pea-picking photos.
    • Only if we call it a "pea party." (Like a tea party, but with peas.)
    • If you think it sounds fun, I'll definitely come along.
    • Sure. Let's invite a whole bunch of people.
    • Totally! I wonder if they do hayrides, too.

  • How great are salad bars?

    • SO GREAT!
    • Pretty great, because you can get exactly what you want without waiting to be served.
    • They're great, even when weird stuff mixes together, like salad dressing and Jello.
    • They're pretty tasty, no matter what my food mood is that day.
    • Some of them are OK. I like when they include unusual options.
    • Not that great. I'd rather sit at a table and have a waiter bring me a salad.
    • I can't answer that unless I see the salad dressing choices.
    • Right now, I'm more in the mood for a grilled cheese.

  • If we say, "Potato," you say...

    • "head."
    • "Po-boring. Tell me about the hottest date you've ever been on."
    • "Sure, that sounds delicious."
    • "I like the tiny red ones best!"
    • "Po-TAH-to." That's how it goes, right?
    • "Hey, what's up?"
    • "Peanut butter! Now, why are we yelling out P foods?"
    • "Why did you just say that?"

  • What's your favorite place to eat vegetables?

    • At a five star restaurant.
    • Standing at the snack table during a party.
    • Sitting across from someone who makes me sweat.
    • Sitting next to my best friend.
    • Outside, at a picnic table.
    • In a hot tub full of melted cheese. (I've never tried it, but it sounds so good.)
    • Wherever the vegetables already are. I don't want to carry them around.
    • All of the above! I'm not picky.

  • Tomato: fruit or vegetable?

    • Either category is fine with me.
    • Either way, they're nice and juicy.
    • Either way, the tiny grape-sized ones are hella cute.
    • I'm not sure, so I'll just say "Yes."
    • They deserve their own category -- fruigetables.
    • In scientific terms, it's a fruit; in culinary terms, it's a vegetable.
    • Question: Who cares?
    • Why do people have to categorize everything? I don't get it.

  • If you had the chance to spend the whole summer on a farm, would you do it?

    • Yeah! That sounds like an amazing experience.
    • Sure, why not? I could play with baby chicks and stuff.
    • Sign me up. If I get sick of it, I can always come home early.
    • That could be fun -- but spending a whole summer in the city could be fun, too.
    • Only if it's a farm full of hot people on horseback.
    • Maybe, if there's enough around to keep me entertained all summer.
    • Maybe, but I've got a few requirements, like decent cell phone reception.
    • I doubt I'd be able to do it for the whole summer. I have other priorities.

  • Do you like eating with your hands?

    • I prefer utensils.
    • Not especially, but I'll do it if all the forks are dirty.
    • Sometimes, but at other times, I'd rather have utensils.
    • It's a little messy, but a lot more fun than using a fork.
    • It's great, unless I'm eating soup, which could be tricky.
    • Yes, but I can also eat with my feet. Wanna see?
    • Yes, as long as I haven't been petting baby pigs or anything.
    • I'm fine with it. I'm a pretty hands-on person.

  • What are you thinking right now? Lettuce know.

    • Ha! Vegetable puns are hard to beet. To beet, get it?
    • OK, that's pretty corny. (Oops! My vegetable pun was an accident.)
    • Nothing. I'm rolling my eyes at your stupid pun.
    • I'm thinking about someone I reeeally like.
    • I'm thinking about what a bizarre week I'm having.
    • I'm hoping it'll be sunny out tomorrow.
    • I'm thinking I should probably be doing something more important with my time.
    • I'm thinking, "I love quizzes!"
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