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Who Are You from That '70s Show?

Do you ever feel the urge to "burn" your closest friends? Ever cruise around in a Vista Cruiser? If you're tempted to give everyone you know a key to your basement, there's a simple explanation -- you're a character on That '70s Show. Find out which one.

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  • What do you consider your greatest skill?

    • I can seduce people with my dance moves.
    • I'm good looking. Who needs skills?
    • Knowing when somebody's full of crap
    • Knowing when to speak my mind (and when to keep my mouth shut)
    • Making things pretty
    • Keeping a positive attitude, even amid total chaos
    • Toughening people up. Wimps make me sick.
    • Taking quizzes? (I'm still trying to figure out what I'm good at.)

  • When you're looking for a job, your main requirement is:

    • Nothing that requires muscles
    • Nothing that'll make me sweat
    • Having cute coworkers (well, at least one)
    • Looking hot in what I wear to work
    • The ability to slack off without getting punished
    • Getting paid what I'm worth
    • Working with people
    • Having the power to fire anybody who deserves firing

  • If you could give everyone in the world one thing, you'd give them:

    • A makeover
    • A surprise party on their birthday
    • A kick in the ass. At one time or another, they'll deserve it.
    • A best friend
    • A million dollars, because then they'd all love me
    • A mix CD, because they almost all have terrible taste in music
    • Someone who wants to hook up with them
    • Self-esteem

  • If your life were a musical, your big solo would be:

    • I'll stop you right there. My life is NOT a musical.
    • Instrumental -- a guitar or drum solo.
    • A dance number about how to seduce people.
    • Full of self-deprecating lyrics.
    • Strong and powerful. No girly lyrics.
    • A tap dance number.
    • Gorgeous and emotional, just like me.
    • Forget the solo! I want a duet with a super-hot costar.

  • If you found an old 35mm camera and an unused roll of film, you'd use it to photograph:

    • Myself. I'm always up for a photo shoot.
    • My friends hanging out
    • My family.
    • People I find attractive
    • A rock show (even if I had to sneak the camera in)
    • People or things that inspire me
    • My next trip out of town
    • My butt. Then I could hide photos of my butt everywhere.

  • If your mind starts to wander as you're taking this quiz, you're probably daydreaming about:

    • Someone I think is too good for me.
    • A bunch of hot people fighting over me... in pudding.
    • Our country getting invaded by invisible aliens who take over the government.
    • Someone who loves and respects me.
    • Riding a unicorn through a sparkling forest.
    • Throwing the best party ever.
    • Being the last person on earth, with nobody around to annoy me.
    • Something that makes me blush. I can't tell you!

  • Would you go to a drive-in movie on a first date?

    • Yes. And let's bring the van.
    • Yes. I would go anywhere if somebody wanted to date me.
    • Maybe, but not if it's a chick flick. I do have standards.
    • Probably not. Why add all that extra pressure?
    • Not unless my date was really hot.
    • Not if I'm looking for a serious relationship.
    • No, that's just not right.
    • No. Who wants to be surrounded by idiots making out?

  • The person you're dating empties his/her bank account to buy a dirty old van. Do you approve?

    • I'm dating someone?! And we have a love nest? Today is the best day.
    • Yes! Nobody can resist a van. They're so sexy.
    • Sure. A car's a car.
    • Sure. But it better have a good stereo.
    • I guess, as long as I get to drive it sometimes.
    • Well... I guess that's better than buying an expensive, brand new van.
    • No. But it doesn't matter, because it'll never happen.
    • No. He/she should've saved up enough money to buy a clean van.

  • Your neighbor just installed a basketball hoop. Wanna play a little one-on-one?

    • Yeah, but we don't have to keep score.
    • Yeah, and let's keep score so I can brag later.
    • Depends. Is my neighbor a dumb-ass?
    • One on one? That sounds sexy.
    • Watch out. I bet I'm better than you think.
    • Nah, but you go ahead. I'll sit over here and make fun of you.
    • No, I'd rather bake cookies.
    • Eww. No!

  • If a '70s-style roller disco opened in your town, you'd say:

    • "Yay!"
    • "Great. Another place for me to look awkward."
    • "I hope everyone has to wear short shorts... at least, the hot people."
    • "Could be fun. Let's check it out."
    • "I guess I'm gonna have to buy some new clothes."
    • "I haven't rollerskated in years!"
    • "What a waste of a perfectly good building."
    • "Wow, I didn't think this town could get any lamer. But it just did."
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