Bill Haverchuck

[Martin Starr] The epitome of a slack-jawed freshman geek, Haverchuck is physically awkward, socially inept, and deathly allergic to peanuts. Without even the balm of a genius IQ to justify his way-above-average high school geekdom, he keeps himself sane by maintaining a dry sense of humor, loyal friendships, and a willingness to at least point out the stupidity of high school social hierarchy -- even if it never changes anything.