Harold would be cool if he could just stop thinking about how uncool he is. He's a realist but for some reason he never realized how to just relax. All he wants is to be the object of desire to ?the ladies?, but he works way too hard trying to make that happen. Harold actually believes that being friends with Kevin is gonna help him out with "the ladies." If he would just lay back and steer clear of some of Kevin's wishes, he would probably get what he wants.